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  • bodyguard:

    calum put your pants back on

  • bodyguard:

    no ashton we don't have time for you to say hi to everyone

  • bodyguard:

    michael stop swearing you'll provoke someone

  • bodyguard:

    caLUm put your pants back on you will literally get arrested if you don't jesUs

  • bodyguard:

    this is not a legitimate place to get tattoos

  • bodyguard:

    nO GETTING TATTOOS IN A SHADY PLACE IS NOT PUNK ROCK

  • bodyguard:

    u know what's punk rock

  • bodyguard:

    BEHAVING URSELF THAT'S PRETTY PUNK ROCK

  • bodyguard:

    stop! talking! to strangers! ashton!

  • bodyguard:

    where the fuCK is luke

  • bodyguard:

    mICHael did you fuckgn sell luke for a ps4

  • bodyguard:

    i can't believe u fucking sold luke for a ps4

  • bodyguard:

    calum you will liteRALLy get deported for having your ass out in this country

  • bodyguard:

    luke i am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down your window when we get in the car

  • bodyguard:

    did he just

  • bodyguard:

    he fucking rolled down the window jesus christ

  • bodyguard:

    WHO THE FUCK GAVE ASHTON SCISSORS AGAIN

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